You may have something to do with Dubai if...

Guys, a friend send me the follwoing. How much of it is true? (for example, 12 and 15, I can imagine 14 is true ha ha ha)

Can anybody of you who are in Dubai add some more?

1) You think California is cold.
2) You don't look twice when a $250,000 car drives by.
3) You know a friend who won a free car from the local mall. Twice.
4) Coke was cheaper than water. So was gasoline.
5) An American asked you if you rode a camel to school. And you told him that you've seen more Ferraris, Mercedes, BMW's, and Porsches on the streets of Dubai than you've ever seen in the USA.
6) You know what the Burj Al Arab is.
7) You had satellite TV and never heard of cable until you came to the USA.
8) Every fast food chain delivers until 4 in the morning.
9) If the AC stopped working you had to stay in a hotel.
10) Your wardrobe only has two seasons: hot and warm.
11) You are used to giving directions using landmarks; street names confuse the hell out of you.
12) Police drove on the shoulder of the road and cut people off.
13) Friday was the official weekend.
14) The image of one camel mounting another is still burned into your childhood memory.
15) You know for a fact that the guys from the Dubai Mens College can drive a Nissan Patrol 28 times around a roundabout on two wheels. And they learned how to do it on the bicycle cars in Safa Park.
16) You've seen a sword dance. At a wedding.
17) You've been in a sand storm. You know that sand stings, scratches cars, and can blind you if you keep your eyes open.
18) Your friend can get into the Burj Al Arab for free just because he has a low number on his license plate.
19) You fell asleep in traffic for about 10 minutes and still didn't move