I'm sick and tired of chain letters...

with a curse attached if I don't pass them on so here's a DECENT one that at least attempts at some humour!

Hello, my name is Billy Connolly and I suffer from guilt for not
forwarding 50 Billion f...g chain letters sent to me by people who
actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in
Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you believe that Bill Gates is going to give you
AND everyone to whom you sent "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?

Ooooooooooh! looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of b**.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by St. Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. [Let's not get blocked by the
Telco] em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
receive a nickel from some onmiscient being " forwarded about 90 times.
I don't care!

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our
own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckness for the rest of your life,

DELETE it!

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the rear end of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorious and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks and then get lost.