A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.... 
A good one. Thanx
ha ha It was me calling. I hope my boss is not in the forum looool
Coool. The trainee thinks fast he will learn the ways of the corporate world ha ha
Indians and Pakistanis, please take this lightly. It's just a joke:
There was an Indian and a Pakistani who lived nextdoor to
each other. The Indian had a hen and every morning he would look in his
garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One da,y he looked into his garden, and there was no egge, but he noticed that there was an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw
the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told
him that the egg belonged to him because it was his hen that laid the egg. The Pakistani
disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for some time until finally the Indian said, "In my
family we normally solve disputes the following way: I kick you
in the testicles and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you
kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who
ever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest
pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward
the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the testicles. The Pakistani
fell to the floor clutching his testicles howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
good joke. I knew it with different nationalities, though
funny... i had missed it .. its fun.. if nationality are replaced.. it can fit to any one..
That's a good one, guys. Read:
You are on the bus when you suddenly realise that... you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your
stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
demmers you crack me up
I see there's a commonality among people in this Dubai forum - good sense of humor! Most other places I've been to, there's so much nastiness